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  • Chiron: Well, they finally caught the thief.
  • Percy: Wow, they’re really going to expel him just for stealing pudding cups and toilet paper?
  • Chiron: No, he was caught taking weapons from the armory and giving them to our enemies.
  • Percy:
  • Chiron: …Have you been stealing pudding cups and toilet paper?
  • Percy: What? No. I - I hate pudding and I don’t - I don’t use… toilet paper.
  • Chiron:
  • Percy: I have one of those French thingies that shoots water up your butt.
  • Chiron: Bidet?
  • Percy: Bidet to you too, sir.
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